Tuesday, May 17, 2005

the bloke that reviewed this album for the fly is a twat and i'll fight anyone who says different!

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One star. one measly bloody star. Who is this guy? what does he know about anything? i want to see his credentials right now!

Okay, rather than just ranting, lets examine this idiots foolish statement more and rationally, twat.

Firstly, he says the lyrics on track three are cliched. well, thats true actually, but that's one track out of 10 and the weakest of the lot. did he not hear russian doll or blackout? did he fall asleep through sun song and ground nero, perhaps he was distracted from pandemonium and blacker than blue by something particularly interesting on richard and judy. didn't i hear you right isn't great but it's okay and the rest of the album is fucking class!
Next he describes it as "like a celebrity wrestling smack to the balls, all bruising and no chance of having your injuries kissed better" and that was it. the whole review. see, he's a twat. You can't damn an album completely and only explain yourself with one slightly bad point and a stupid vague statement (He watches celebrity wrestling! how valid are the opinions of some intellectual midget who watches celebrity wrestling!). I mean, Bruising? hell, if i saw a band described as bruising i'd give it 5 stars right off, thats the sign of a great gig, when you feel absolutely battered afterwards cos the music has compelled you to dance like a maniac. If an album can achieve that, well, roll out the awards buddy, these guys have got skill! The Reason could be that he's some form of twattish indie moper. Reviews something other than the *SPIT* libertines and he doesn't get it at all. Well i got news for you bud, this isn't some of your wishy-washy almost pop shit! this is ROCK N ROLL! The noise is part of the fun! but i guess it hurts the delicate ears of someone who usually only likes pissing babyshambles or feckin bloc party.
In Conclusion, Dead Fly Buchowski are a great band as anyone who has seen them live will agree, and tish and fipsy to people to stupid to see it.

Land of the Rough is out now on Beggars Banquet Records

2 Comments:

Blogger Motormouth said...

Well that told HIM!

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said that man! fly, shmy, ita great album!

9:38 AM  

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